Slime Salesmen is a character found in HorrorVale. He's a gelatinous slime creature who functions as a door to door salesmen.
Upon entering the Alleyway, Slime Salesman will rush at the player requesting they "Buy A Things!!!" and initiating a battle against the player. After two turns, Slime Salesman will offer to sell the player A Thing for 20 candy. If the player buys A Thing the battle will instantly end with the player losing 20 candy but gaining A Thing.
- It is entirely possible to bypass the Slime Salesman if the player sprints towards the end of the Alleyway.